By Seth Grahame-Smith
Be Afraid. Be Very Afraid.
From ghosts, vampires, and zombies to serial killers, cannibalistic hillbillies, and haunted jap videocassettes, How to outlive a Horror motion picture shows the right way to defeat each predicament present in frightening movies. Readers will discover:
• How to accomplish an Exorcism
• What to Do for those who Did anything final Summer
• How to cajole the Skeptical neighborhood Sheriff
• How to conquer a Murderous Doll
• How to outlive an Alien Invasion
• How to inform If You’ve Been lifeless because the starting of the Movie
and masses, even more. whole with invaluable directions, insane illustrations, and a listing of a hundred vital motion pictures to review, How to outlive a Horror motion picture is crucial examining for promenade queens, jocks, teenage babysitters, and somebody hired via a summer season camp.
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Your goal should be spending as little time with the students and faculty as possible. Every second you’re in their sight (or even near the campus) is another second you’re being exposed to danger. 6. BE NICE TO EVERYBODY. And that means everybody—from the biggest bullying dickhead to the lowliest headgear-wearing fatty, no matter how you’re treated in return. It has nothing to do with the Golden Rule, and everything to do with staying alive. Remember this: The Terrorverse abhors an asshole, and sooner or later, it finds a way of wiping them from existence.
Awl—penetrates foreheads and eyeballs with ease and fits nicely in your front pocket. LEAVE IT: • Shovel—too heavy on one end. Plus, you’re giving the screenwriter a “forced to dig your own grave” opportunity. • Rake—what are you going to do, scratch them to death? • Saw—we don’t have all night. • Sledgehammer—unless you’re Mr. T, wielding something that heavy is next to impossible. HOW TO SURVIVE SUMMER VACATION Ah, to be young in the summer. To wake up around noon on a glorious July day, the birds singing on your windowsill, a soft breeze rustling the leaves of the oak you’ve climbed a thousand times.
I’ll be in Antarctica. 5. AVOID SCHOOL FUNCTIONS LIKE THE PLAGUE. Forget the Spring Social and the homecoming game. Your goal should be spending as little time with the students and faculty as possible. Every second you’re in their sight (or even near the campus) is another second you’re being exposed to danger. 6. BE NICE TO EVERYBODY. And that means everybody—from the biggest bullying dickhead to the lowliest headgear-wearing fatty, no matter how you’re treated in return. It has nothing to do with the Golden Rule, and everything to do with staying alive.
How to Survive a Horror Movie by Seth Grahame-Smith